Wednesday, May 7, 2008

The Chinese Communist Welfare Invasion of Bribery

Well, I just noticed that my bank account has received my Chinese-funded (yea, we borrowed it from THEM!) welfare check, a.k.a. BRIBERY check (it's an election year) that our liar-politicians are dubbing "economic stimulus," the most ridiculous thing to be uttered since Al Gore told us about the 23 ft rise in sea levels thanks to my SUV. You know what I'm going to do? NOT SPEND IT! I don't like welfare. I'm going to put it in my kids' savings accounts, because they are the ones who will end up paying for this embarrassment of a shenanigan. In any real country, everyone who orchestrated this would be thrown out of office and maybe even thrown in jail, I swear, it's bordering on treason.

Anyway, I encourage all of you to do the same. A measly fraction of one percent of the GDP is not going to stimulate a thing, anyone who knows anything knows that. Save it, invest it in gold or something... because you are going to pay it back and then some, and them some more. It's called taxes, and you will be paying them. And you'll pay a lot more than whatever you got in your bribery welfare check, I promise you that.

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